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  • Town/Country : Planet, Albania
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6482
  • Number of comments : 2219
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About buckdharma : My FML Things

Hand jobs on hosers and whiskers on women
Mothers who meddle and fish that aren't swimmin'
Posters that found out that both parents swing
These are a few of my fml things

Teen Clopper Bronies and gents with small noodles
Dumb bells and gay gals and farts that are brutal
The young girl who faps to the Bieb as he sings
These are a few of my fml things

Kitties that cling with their claws causing gashes
The stoner who burnt his knob with hot weed ashes
All walks of life with their ass in a sling
These are a few of my fml things

When the date bites
When my pee stings
When I have a sad
I simply remember my fml things
And then I don't feel so had

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buckdharma's favorite FMLs

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26787) - you deserved it (4682)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm - work - by stink - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML


I agree, your life sucks (27796) - you deserved it (2711)

On 06/26/2015 at 12:38pm - misc - by Good Parenting? - United States (Maryland)

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29457) - you deserved it (2380)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29121) - you deserved it (3234)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32456) - you deserved it (3544)

On 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25907) - you deserved it (5788)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:19pm - work - by screwedupfuck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27427) - you deserved it (11697)

On 03/17/2015 at 2:12am - work - by Boss Troubles - United States (California)

Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28358) - you deserved it (7918)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:27am - misc - by thecarisfine (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26018) - you deserved it (2408)

On 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by Why? - United States (Colorado)

Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35141) - you deserved it (7961)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by love and tolerape, apparently (man) - India (Jharkhand)

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29937) - you deserved it (2820)

On 02/06/2015 at 1:51pm - misc - by valarmorgoolies (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34077) - you deserved it (15836)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35741) - you deserved it (4084)

On 01/13/2015 at 12:42pm - love - by Maiar (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured, "Eh, a little bit more won't kill him". I was wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32400) - you deserved it (9349)

On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35145) - you deserved it (20025)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

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