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btk711

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 July 1979 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About btk711 : I love kayaking..

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (384467) - you deserved it (44120)

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