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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 July 1979 (36 years)
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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (381279) - you deserved it (43707)

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