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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 437
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About bteundeadmidget : Love fml I'm addicted and I just can't get it up. Grade 11 all academics nerdy but also a bit shy. Love basketball and running. Love math.

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