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  • Town/Country : Eau Claire, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 841
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About bryanjamieluke : I'm 19. I'm a mother of a beautiful boy, Bryan. I'm a gamer. Any real woman who likes gaming are not gamer girls. Tagging on that girl part is mostly used for attention-seeking purposes. I actually enjoy the Call of Duty series. I don't care what others think. It doesn't automatically make you "cool" to prefer Battlefield over Call of Duty, either. Xbox all the way. Everything from their controllers to the dashboard gets me hot and steamy. I have piercings. I have one tattoo that says "Bryan." I plan on getting three more. I want an Alien vs. Predator battle on my shoulder, my name in Yautja (Predator) language on my collarbone, and tyrannosaurus footprints going up the right side of my neck. I am a rock/metal person. My favorite bands are: Five Finger Death Punch, Three Days Grace, Puddle of Mudd, Slipknot (Before I Forget), Avenged Sevenfold, Drowning Pool, Disturbed, Skillet, Papa Roach, and others.

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Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML


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On 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm - love - by nofatchicks (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML


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On 09/18/2013 at 6:59pm - work - by Sunny (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while working at a client's house, I noticed that their sliding calendar was several months off. I fixed it. Later the daughter saw and started crying. Apparently the date was the last one her mother had set it to before she died. FML


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On 08/28/2013 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I wore a bikini to the lake with my parents. I didn't know that my back was covered in bruises, and ended up having to awkwardly explain to my parents that I am not in an abusive relationship; the bruises came from the sex I had last night. FML


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On 08/05/2013 at 1:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML


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On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML


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On 05/30/2013 at 10:35pm - work - by heyyoitsapotato - United States

Today, I uttered the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black" in class. Moments later, I'd been called a "racist twerp" and kicked out of class by the same English teacher who once tried to have another kid suspended for using the word "titillate", because apparently it's "pornographic". FML


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On 05/30/2013 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML


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On 03/31/2013 at 10:59pm - misc - by pissed_off_girl - United States (Virginia)

Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML


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On 10/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML


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On 05/12/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Hunter101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML


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On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML


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On 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by alex (man) - United States (California)

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML


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On 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm - love - by actor my ass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML


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On 08/06/2011 at 5:28am - health - by LH0026 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML


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On 01/06/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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