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Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

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On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, at work teaching a cooking class, one of the kids asked if they could use a knife to help me chop vegetables. I said no, because it was very sharp and only staff members are allowed to use them. Just as I said that, the knife sliced through the tip of my thumb. FML

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On 01/28/2014 at 12:06pm - health - by just the tip, though - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML

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On 01/24/2014 at 12:28am - misc - by Estee1024 - United States (California)

Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." 5ML

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On 01/24/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML

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On 10/10/2013 at 11:50pm - love - by CreamGravy (man) - Australia

Today, I told my coworkers that I was going on a date tonight so they would think I have a social life. One of them spotted me while I was eating alone at McDonalds. FML

Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML

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On 09/09/2013 at 4:51pm - animals - by Are you kidding me? - United States (Kansas)

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML

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On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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On 08/12/2013 at 4:04pm - misc - by idonteven - United States (California)

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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On 08/02/2013 at 8:41am - love - by chickety boom - United States (Texas)

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

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On 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I was about to make a left turn. In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change. On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and waved. She leaned out and yelled, "The light's red, asshole." FML

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On 07/16/2013 at 9:12am - misc - by TNDriver (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

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On 07/15/2013 at 7:36pm - money - by Jer (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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On 07/12/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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