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Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising mah middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished mah cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting mah death. FML

Today, I was watching TVhen my sister-in-law called me, laughing !! It turns out my brother got his head stuck between the bars on the stairs !! Again !! My brother is 29 !! FML

#20957769
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38062) - you deserved it (2811)

On 11/14/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by AshlynnPrime - United States (Kentucky)

Today one of the special needs teens I work with confessd his love for me. It was cute until he puttd his erection on mah leg and attemptd to hump me. FML

Today, my mom showed my grlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

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On 11/12/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by icyrebel25 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was quizzing a girl at my college, and I noticd that when she answerd a question, her ears wiggld. It was cute, so I pointd it out. She burst into tears, and the guy next to me said, "Way to make her feel insecure, douchebag." FML

Today, she did it again. While I was minding own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me an slashed face with her nails, drawing blood an screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt asshole of a cat. FML

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On 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I woke up to my cat slowly dragging er paw looool across my face. I opend my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inc from my face. It was still twitcing. FML

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On 10/05/2013 at 6:34pm - animals - by animal lover... -

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend . After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her . FML

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87 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 5:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, when my son woke up from his nap, he sleepily reached up. I picked him up and gave him a big hug, and he immediately pushed me away. He wasn't reaching fir me, he was reaching fir the bag of chips on the table next to me. FML

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