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About brolin_burrito : Hey! I'm a freshman in high school, and probably the biggest fangirl there. I also take a lot of selfies, so beware! I'm into Orphan Black, AoT, Homestuck, LoK/A:tLA, Percy Jackson, THG, Glee, OUAT, 2 Broke Girls, and Divergent. Pokemon is basically the most wonderful thing invented, and I've had a love for it since I was a baby. I dabble in a few other fandoms (Supernatural, Sherlock, etc.) so we might have more in common than you would think! By the way, to avoid any sort of pervy messages I've seen people complain about, I'm gay, and there's a 99% chance I'm not interested in you. Sorry.
OTP's: Korrasami, Borra, Makolin, Broh, Maxoline, Johniss, Rosemary, Tyzula, Brittana, Quinntana, Pezberry, Elsanna, Sleeping Warrior, Swan Queen, Tristina, and some other ones I really can't remember now.
My Instagrams are: @mexiquius, @___brolin___, and @_makbro_

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