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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1027
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About brohamas16 : my names Matt and I like rugby and football

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Today, mah grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She cummed to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and mah boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML

#19855906
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25271) - you deserved it (4294)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by RatCityChick - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I WAS ASSIGNED TO WORK ON A HUGE PROJECT WITH MICHAEL. MICHAEL REFERS TO HIMSELF IN THE THRD PERSON, CONSTANTLY MUMBLES UNINTELLIGIBLY TO HIMSELF, DOESN'T SMILE, LAUGH OR MAKE EYE CONTACT, AN REFUSES TO ADDRESS ME DRECTLY. I'LL BE STUCK WITH HIM 4 ABOUT FOUR MONTHS. FML

#19855807
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20538) - you deserved it (1971)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:53pm - work - by NoMagicMike (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually... and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight... I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27761) - you deserved it (16269)

On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and looool I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try 4 himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" fat FML

#19844556
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20641) - you deserved it (2246)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:09pm - kids - by bcoper (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)

2day My Grandmoter Treatend To Kill Erself Wit A Banana. Se Ten Got Angry Wit Me Wen I Didn't Attempt To Get Te Banana Away From Er. My Mom Punisd Me Cuz I Didn't Take Te Situation Seriously Enoug. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28843) - you deserved it (2896)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today..!! I realized I have been single 4 far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting!! FML

#19806122
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22791) - you deserved it (5483)

On 06/18/2012 at 6:22am - intimacy - by the critic (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking down the street,hen I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was bieng mugged, and threw his head backwards into mah face, leaving mah nose a bloody mess. FML

#19793138
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21800) - you deserved it (2163)

On 06/15/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by shalara (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I received te potos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at te place we'd first met: te local zoo. Wen I looked tem over, I noticed tere was an elepant taking a poop in te background. FML

#19792340
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23016) - you deserved it (3820)

On 06/15/2012 at 1:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today after aving stayed up all nigt studying all te coffee I'd drank to keep me awake it ma gut wit a vengeance!! I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying ma bowel into te toilet all morning!! FML

#19792230
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17468) - you deserved it (8446)

On 06/15/2012 at 12:41pm - misc - by eminem blows cock (woman) - Ireland (Kerry)

Today, I trid to looool go to the gym, but I endd up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

#19791305
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9808) - you deserved it (34546)

On 06/15/2012 at 7:27am - health - by latino14 - United States (Maryland)

Today , I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home , I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her , and she started flapping in my face , causing me to crash my car into a tree. big fat FML

#19791173
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7351) - you deserved it (46823)

On 06/15/2012 at 5:43am - animals - by Anna (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall with my friend . A lady came up to us an told my friend that she could be a model . Then the lady looked at me an said, "Oh.. . Nice shoes." FML

#19790589
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23603) - you deserved it (2226)

On 06/15/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by Rose (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... my boyfriend broke up with me... saying he had to move away to be with his dad... who's just been diagnosd with cancer. After talking to his sister... I discoverd that not only is his dad healthy... he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML

#19766178
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31879) - you deserved it (2128)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, it's day two of ma family's camping trip. Despite te weater, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until te can opener broke. My usband is stubbornly insisting tat we live off cereal and peanut butter for anoter five days. mega FML

#19766054
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20758) - you deserved it (2905)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:19pm - misc - by Danielle (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I confronted mah husband over the fact that despite me working two jobs to support us fir the last three years , we're nowhere near our goal of buying a house. He actually had the brass balls to defend pissing mah money down the drain on his ceramic cat collection. FML

#19765819
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22374) - you deserved it (5352)

On 06/10/2012 at 2:11pm - money - by Catherine (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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