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Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
by future missing person maker person thingy / 10/11/2012 at 4:37pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Kids
Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML
by iblamethetories / 10/11/2012 at 1:49pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Money
by britchick95 / 10/10/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by brooke / 08/13/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
by burnt / 08/13/2012 at 12:43am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 07/29/2012 at 9:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by fml / 07/29/2012 at 8:20am / Japan (Saitama) / Kids
by cortanaisahobot / 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
by AlbertEinstein_ / 07/16/2012 at 3:21pm / Ireland / Health
by CantBlink / 07/16/2012 at 2:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/07/2012 at 6:00pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML
by Ali / 07/07/2012 at 4:23pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by bob / 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by hypocrite / 07/03/2012 at 12:43pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
by justhelpful / 07/02/2012 at 1:44pm / Austria (Tirol) / Health
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…