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About brizzyd : Gamer man ,only a junior in high school, i play football and tennis but this is my first year playing football, little on the big side 220 lbs 6 foot

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Today, during scool, I passad out in ta lunc lina and it ma aad on ta matal rail as I fall !! Ratar tan alping or axprassing concarn at all, ma friands simply laft ma unconscious body on ta floor !! Wy? Tay ad to gat to ta lasagna bafora ta cafataria ran out of it !! FML

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink . FML


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On 10/17/2013 at 7:51am - misc - by Michelle (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today ma teacer was talking about anorexia an bulimia. Midway troug te lesson se stopped an knowingly asked if I wanted to sare ma experiences wit te class. I don't ave an eating disorder just a screwed-up metabolism. FML


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