About brizzyd : Gamer man ,only a junior in high school, i play football and tennis but this is my first year playing football, little on the big side 220 lbs 6 foot
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Today, during school, I passed out in the lunch line and hit my head on the metal rail as I fell. Rather than helping or expressing concern at all, my friends simply left my unconscious body on the floor. Why? They had to get to the lasagna before the cafeteria ran out of it. FML
by _sempiternus / 11/16/2013 at 11:18am / United States / Health
by Michelle / 10/17/2013 at 7:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML
by 94lbs of muscle / 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm / Health
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