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brittanyrose329
  • Town/Country : Kellin quinns bed, Usaaaaa.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 81
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About brittanyrose329 : Kik; brittanyrose329
Only a girl fighting her demons.
Not wielding my fist, but crimson red wrist.
Music is what i live for.
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Today, my bully made me cry once again. It's been going on for weeks. I don't know who to turn to; I can't say anything because I'd get into even more trouble. He even stole my Nintendo 3DS and won't give it back. My bully is my girlfriend's son. He's 10. FML

#20904358
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I agree, your life sucks (27804) - you deserved it (46966)

On 10/02/2013 at 4:12am - kids - by PickedOnByDamien (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42899) - you deserved it (4504)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

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On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)



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