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by TiredMum / 10/16/2013 at 9:33am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Miscellaneous
by lovehurts / 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by mustabeendrugs / 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
by not getting laid / 10/13/2013 at 10:38am / United States (Texas) / Love
by yeah hun i think insects arent animals too / 10/09/2013 at 3:51am / Germany (Sachsen) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 12:04pm / United States / Love
by Annoyed / 10/03/2013 at 10:56pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/01/2013 at 4:25pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, my boss' son is training to take over my job as head translator, after having convinced his dad that he's fluent in Spanish, and that my skills suck. I soon walked in on him using Google Translate on a legal document. My boss refuses to believe me. FML
by anahira6 / 09/27/2013 at 3:41pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by so_screwed / 09/25/2013 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Love
Today, the boy who loved me and left me literally became the poster boy for my college. His picture is on the home page of the college website and on a banner in the cafeteria where I eat every day. FML
by justonce / 09/23/2013 at 6:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by User / 09/23/2013 at 1:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long…