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by Anonymous / 09/27/2014 at 7:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by Yeppets / 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm / United States / Love
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm / Germany (Hessen) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/19/2014 at 7:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
by KaiyaOtaku1 / 07/14/2014 at 7:48pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by notoneatall / 07/06/2014 at 11:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML
by ILOVELEDZEPPELIN / 07/06/2014 at 4:27pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 9:02pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
by criley / 06/23/2014 at 9:56pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/22/2014 at 1:27am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML
by icandothecancan / 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML
by oh god. / 05/14/2014 at 7:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/09/2014 at 7:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2014 at 6:03pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
by PCJJacket / 05/05/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to…