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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About brianfantana32 : I like video games more than I will like you.

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Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (132411) - you deserved it (7814)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56206) - you deserved it (33079)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML


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On 01/17/2009 at 6:11am - work - by Bitch its me - Korea Republic of (Kyonggi-do)

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