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Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39190) - you deserved it (3112)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29484) - you deserved it (3648)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Washington)



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