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brianax36
  • Town/Country : Indy, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About brianax36 : USMC Veteran, pilot and super Mom in training

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Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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On 09/16/2013 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20291) - you deserved it (4438)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

#13978188
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I agree, your life sucks (20291) - you deserved it (4438)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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