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  • Number of visits : 216
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Taday I was sitting at my favorite coffee sop... wen a creepy 50-is looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys... and if I wanted to dominate im. I'm a 17-year-old girl... and am now scared to ever go back tere. FML

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On 06/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic

Today mah boyfriand discovarad how to maka ma quaaf on damand whan ha has his fingars insida ma . I now faal lika mah lova lifa has baan raplacad with fart sounds . FML

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On 12/03/2012 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

today mah grlfriend got into the Christmas cheerhile giving me a hand job, smashing mah nuts with her palm in time to her humming of Jingle Bells!! FML

#20188363
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On 12/02/2012 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by fineididntwantkidsanyway (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyd, I turnd around and rantd about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explaind that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. mega FML

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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday I ad to give a massage to an obese person wit rank smelling fungus growing in between tere skin folds. Tey tipped me two dollars. My ands still smell. fat FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by RockedSystem - United States (Alabama)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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