About brettrb : Hey there, I'm Brett.
I'm a cinematographer, guitarist, and car enthusiast. I also love motorcycles. I like to think I'm the creative type, as I also enjoy writing fiction. I have my own video production business alongside 2 other jobs. I also play drums and piano, and I love filming videos with camcorders and DSLR's. Oh, and Nobody parties like we do in Wisconsin.. Go Bucky (; Add me on snapchat - brett41. Follow me on twitter @b_larson41.
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by tumbleshay / 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
by facefuckedguy / 08/12/2014 at 5:23pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2014 at 4:24pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by ihatespiders / 08/05/2014 at 8:31am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by notpayedenoughforthisshit / 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
by badluck / 07/21/2014 at 3:31pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Lisa / 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by dogggg / 07/13/2014 at 10:10pm / India (Maharashtra) / Animals
by boob sisters / 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, in a last ditch attempt to get away from my psycho coworker, I made my boss transfer me to another branch in the district. My coworker was immediately moved to that branch, because we "work well together". FML
by Godhelpme / 06/15/2014 at 10:21pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by mydatinglifesucks / 06/15/2014 at 2:31am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 06/13/2014 at 5:27am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/12/2014 at 1:02am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML
by Teu_much / 06/09/2014 at 10:33pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well: for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML
by Apcn / 06/05/2014 at 4:05pm / France (Bretagne) / Animals
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, like every other day, I woke up and made myself a cup of coffee using my French press. After… Today, I was working my job as a cashier and a big, sweaty, bald man came through my till. When the… Today, my phone fell from the table. I desperately tried to catch it with my foot, but I completely…