About brenton490 : Hi Im Brandon generally quiet online and offline, but sometimes you might catch my comment here and there. Feel free to leave a message if you have a question or wanna chat.
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by Anonymous / 09/06/2016 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I reassured a close friend that he could tell me anything. Now all our conversations are almost exclusively about his kinks. Did you know a well-stretched human anus can hold an entire bag of jumbo marshmallows? FML
by faily_tales / 07/10/2016 at 8:37pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, at my new job, a coworker offered to help me mop the floors since she wasn't busy. I ended up getting written up by my boss for supposedly being too lazy and making other people finish my work. FML
by buggyluv / 06/30/2016 at 11:50am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by WhatALoserAmI / 06/27/2016 at 12:08pm / India (Madhya Pradesh) / Miscellaneous
by meowymomma / 06/25/2016 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by Naulwenn / 06/23/2016 at 12:25am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/18/2016 at 10:09am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they 'thought I would be lonely'. I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML
by notsoaloneanymore / 06/17/2016 at 12:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
by Lazyuser2849 / 06/01/2016 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I went to the doctor. They did a test and said they would email me the results. My girlfriend saw the email that said "The test was positive", and now she thinks I'm cheating on her with someone named Doctor Johnson. FML
by DaChief / 05/30/2016 at 11:17pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/08/2016 at 4:42am / Kids
by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Why / 04/24/2016 at 2:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by TheSneakyNugget / 04/24/2016 at 11:18am / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…