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Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by theman (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

#2003683
80 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my friend Kate and I were helping build a playground. Halfway through, a construction worker asks where we go to school. I told him we graduated and proudly held degrees in psych. The construction worker stopped mid-dig, glanced at us sadly and said, "yeah that's what my degree's in too." FML

#2001814
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On 05/17/2009 at 12:20am - work - by blairheir721 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

#1979778
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On 05/16/2009 at 1:34pm - misc - by uglyguy252 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying 'I'm good' or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML

#1972272
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On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML

#1971558
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On 05/16/2009 at 3:52am - love - by TayTay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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506 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got my cast taken off my leg after a long month of crutches. I was so excited, until four dead spiders fell out. FML

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159 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 12:53am - animals - by dasbooot (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML

#1479670
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On 04/30/2009 at 12:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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136 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:11pm - love - by cgold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She reffered to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergancy bedrest by my doctor. FML

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170 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by prego (woman) - United States (Florida)



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