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Today, I asked my husband if he could at least try to give me an orgasm. His response? "Um... why?" FML

#21525139
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12055) - you deserved it (1223)

On 02/11/2016 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by not satisfied - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was hanging out with a friend out of state. He had some friends with him and we were all having a great time, until they found out I live in Utah. They instantly assumed I was Mormon and started to act weird around me. This is a frequent occurrence. FML

#21525041
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14266) - you deserved it (1277)

On 02/11/2016 at 1:06am - misc - by Poppleton99 - United States (Utah)

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

#21524824
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17429) - you deserved it (1426)

On 02/10/2016 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML

#21524700
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15565) - you deserved it (2826)

On 02/10/2016 at 4:09am - misc - by mn051299 - Switzerland (Schwyz)

Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML

#21524584
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15881) - you deserved it (3473)

On 02/09/2016 at 9:29pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

#21524473
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18130) - you deserved it (2071)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by hannieannie - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

#21524464
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16840) - you deserved it (1904)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm - kids - by Pauline (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

#21524349
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18594) - you deserved it (3783)

On 02/09/2016 at 8:08am - love - by abnormallyadam - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

#21524343
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18675) - you deserved it (1193)

On 02/09/2016 at 7:39am - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

#21524337
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19604) - you deserved it (3673)

On 02/09/2016 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after my fiancé of seven years and the father of our four kids broke up with me, saying he slept with another girl but not to worry, he thought about me the whole time and still wants to marry me one day, it turns out he's moved to another state. FML

Today, I tutored a third grade girl after school. She was squirming so much I thought she had to go to the bathroom. Turns out, she was just masturbating on the corner of a school chair. FML

Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

#21523607
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18868) - you deserved it (6819)

On 02/07/2016 at 4:17am - intimacy - by weirdoe (man) - Italy (Sicilia)

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

#21523579
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24434) - you deserved it (1269)

On 02/07/2016 at 1:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

#21523419
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21365) - you deserved it (3787)

On 02/06/2016 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by notagoodtime - United States (California)



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