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by calgarygal / 11/22/2016 at 9:53pm / Miscellaneous
Today I visited my boyfriend's house for Thanksgiving. The fast food from the drive made me really need to poop, so I did my business and flipped on the air vent. Turns out the vent sparked a hot spot in the attic and caused a fire. I literally set my boyfriend's house on fire with my shit. FML
by I'm an asshole / 11/03/2016 at 5:46pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by pantless / 10/23/2016 at 5:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by kpjc / 10/20/2016 at 8:29pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML
by JoeyTheJedi / 10/17/2016 at 8:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
by HRomero / 10/17/2016 at 9:17am / United States (New York) / Work
by dez / 10/16/2016 at 1:05am / United States (Kentucky) / Work
Today, my girlfriend of five months told me that she had booked us reservations to our town's Halloween barbecue party. When I reminded her that I'm vegan, she told me she specifically got the reservations to help me to quit my "stupid fad". Weird, I never knew being a devout Hindu was a fad. FML
by Cow lover / 10/12/2016 at 10:13am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
by The_Life / 10/12/2016 at 9:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Geek
by JEHR / 10/07/2016 at 3:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by Ican'tgotoschoolapparently / 10/07/2016 at 3:18am / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I told my boyfriend the exact moment I fell in love with him: when we made eye contact in a crowd on our fifth date. He asked if I wanted to know what he was thinking at that moment. I then found out it was, "I really hope she can't smell that fart." FML
by saashtow / 10/07/2016 at 1:00am / United States (Georgia) / Love