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breekittenmitten
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  • Number of visits : 3775
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About breekittenmitten : 🎀17&Searching, Pansexual, College Girl🎀
Cats are life 🙀😻
🎶Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year.🎶

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Visits<b>FuKcMee</b> - 6 hours ago<b>10nachoman10</b> - 23 hours ago<b>ixyasmine</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:06pm<b>SilkMudah</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 10:18am<b>Markovski</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 11:47pm<b>moron011</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 12:18am<b>NeyNeyDaDa</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:51am<b>kmac412</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 7:20pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:43pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:21pm<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:58pm<b>metizic</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 11:34pm<b>Maaska</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 9:29pm<b>pikon</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:40am<b>mostmontoya</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 2:00am<b>dcam13</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 6:42pm<b>Pranav175</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:42am<b>CatLady4Lyf</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 3:31am

Fucked!<b>Markovski</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:02am<b>SilkMudah</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:32am<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 7:15pm<b>Maaska</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 5:28am<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 4:43pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 4:30am<b>yeatesj</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 3:17am<b>kmac412</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 11:49pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:33pm<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:09pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 8:12pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 7:13pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:58pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:55pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:43pm<b>amine91</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 6:40pm<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 3:03pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 7:01pm

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breekittenmitten's favorite FMLs

Today, after being with my fiance for almost a decade, my future mother-in-law has been accusing me of being a gold digger because we want to buy a house together. She has conveniently forgotten her son was out of work for two years and I supported the both of us. FML

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

#21415900
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10362) - you deserved it (33529)

On 05/26/2015 at 2:54am - money - by stupid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. FML

#21415859
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21094) - you deserved it (1440)

On 05/26/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by meh (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I tried to work on my attitude at work. People say I'm mean, so I tried to be nice all day. Apparently I'm now condescending. FML

#21415518
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19248) - you deserved it (2769)

On 05/25/2015 at 1:42pm - work - by Frustrated - United States

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

#21415477
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22708) - you deserved it (6217)

On 05/25/2015 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML

#21415404
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22620) - you deserved it (1349)

On 05/25/2015 at 7:39am - health - by Hooperist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22678) - you deserved it (8936)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML

#21415031
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23109) - you deserved it (3499)

On 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by ugh - United States (Michigan)

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML

#21414941
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21081) - you deserved it (5528)

On 05/24/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by kalvin (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML

#21414914
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23723) - you deserved it (2076)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:56am - misc - by Mona Lisa was a skank-ass ho (man) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

#21414899
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28534) - you deserved it (1781)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:15am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML

#21414880
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23586) - you deserved it (2083)

On 05/24/2015 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I felt pretty. As I deal with a severe anxiety and depression, I was proud of myself. All until a little girl asked: "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML



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