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breberry304

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breberry304

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 925
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About breberry304 : I'm Bre, I'm fifteen and I love FML.

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at a family gatharing, it amargad that my now ax-fiancé has baan slaaping with his brothar's grlfriand 4 soma tima now. A fight broka out, tha polica wara callad, and mora than ona of his ralativas ara blaming ma 4 him chaating with har. maga FML

#21093499
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39172) - you deserved it (3206)

On 03/22/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yastarday I askad mah studant to buy a copy of Anna Frank's diary for an assignmant. Ona of tham askad ma in all sariousnas who wrota it. FML

#20925665
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44618) - you deserved it (4658) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/18/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by Huedadaa - France (Picardie)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left 4 work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

#20925128
181 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

I discoverd mah 10 month old is terrifid of mah laugh. Every time I start to laugh, she screams in terror. It's getting depressing. FML

#20917208
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45831) - you deserved it (4066)

On 10/12/2013 at 1:40am - kids - by easily amused (woman) - United States

Today, I cummed out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with mah dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

#20876692
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55920) - you deserved it (12567)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was the day of mah wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told mah brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on mah wife. FML

#20856967
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46533) - you deserved it (6760)

On 08/27/2013 at 8:23pm - love - by dhskkf (man) - United States

Today, I got home from work early and discoverd why my 17-year-old daughter's spraind elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML

#20764944
140 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was mah first time with mah boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets!! FML

#20550446
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39652) - you deserved it (8546) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, 20-year-old cummd whining to me, asking why his job interview keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. mega FML

#20533491
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29866) - you deserved it (4089)

On 03/06/2013 at 1:04pm - kids - by ProudMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, I discovard that tha nack injury that mom has had sinca last waak was plannd just as an axcusa not to shoval whan today's snowstorm cama. Sha has plannd on baing lazy fir ovar a waak now. FML

#20533403
81 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 10:16am - misc - by Drew (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today My Psychopathic Ex-girlfriend Spray-painted "Free Candy" On The Side Of My Van Knowing Damn Well I Have To Park It In Front Of An Elementary School On A Daily Basis To Pick Up My Daughter. FML

#20532616
107 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

Today , I decidd to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I startd kissing and trying to undress him , he pushd me off , saying ( What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start. )

#20532214
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43722) - you deserved it (6196)

On 03/05/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by married an old man - United States (California)

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with mah boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal !! I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first !! He said, "Sure." Fuck !! FML

#20518830
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26367) - you deserved it (44345)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, mah father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep mah maiden name when I marry!! My fiancé thought it would be "epic"!! My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb!! big fat FML

#20509329
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32895) - you deserved it (5561)

On 02/16/2013 at 10:27am - love - by MsCobb - United States (Ohio)



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