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brebabee793
  • Town/Country : Crazytown, United states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 July 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 51
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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56686) - you deserved it (3719)

On 07/23/2013 at 3:03pm - love - by Hesintrouble (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I sold ice cream to a group of kids. One of them looked sad, because he was the only one who couldn't buy any, so I gave him some for free. Apparently, he was allergic to something in it, and ended up being rushed to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46754) - you deserved it (6005)

On 07/23/2013 at 2:28pm - work - by Snarty (man) - United States

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54041) - you deserved it (10897)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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