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Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53340) - you deserved it (43526)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10781) - you deserved it (53471)

On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41799) - you deserved it (4830)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11590) - you deserved it (62584)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML


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On 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by katybaby (woman) - United States (Texas)

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