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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 April 1992 (23 years)
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About brd7807 : I don't care what people think or say about me even though I was raped at 14 and kept the baby I love all three of my daughter's so people shouldn't be mean for something that happened 8 years ago

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Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38929) - you deserved it (3702)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML


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On 02/23/2011 at 2:10am - work - by ellie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML


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