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bramberkhout

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 518
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bramberkhout : I am a graphic designer, study at the Hogeschool Rotterdam and love to snowboard, hang out with friends, take interesting photos and play field hockey.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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bramberkhout's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML

#19630951
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24651) - you deserved it (2130)

On 05/16/2012 at 3:36am - work - by jobless - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML

#19620502
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19080) - you deserved it (2055)

On 05/14/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

#19616275
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30541) - you deserved it (3581)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

#19590549
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21535) - you deserved it (2656)

On 05/08/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Ellie (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31730) - you deserved it (4660)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

#18021028
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23364) - you deserved it (19970)

On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)



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