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bramberkhout
  • Town/Country : Utrecht, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 372
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bramberkhout : I am a graphic designer, study at the Hogeschool Rotterdam and love to snowboard, hang out with friends, take interesting photos and play field hockey.

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bramberkhout's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML

#19630951
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18925) - you deserved it (1621)

On 05/16/2012 at 3:36am - work - by jobless - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML

#19620502
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16478) - you deserved it (1821)

On 05/14/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

#19616275
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28138) - you deserved it (3354)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

#19590549
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18455) - you deserved it (2343)

On 05/08/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Ellie (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

#18023767
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27604) - you deserved it (4288)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20112) - you deserved it (18266)

On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)



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