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Today, I had to tell mah ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replid, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" an endd up threatening to make mah life hell if I don't tell mah new boyfriend that the child is his. FML


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On 04/05/2014 at 1:48pm - work - by =( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known fir 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML


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On 03/03/2014 at 10:55am - kids - by adopted (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , my mom an I flew three hours from Wyoming to a volleyball camp in Kentucky . When we arrivd , we went to the volleyball center an told them I was there 4 the volleyball camp . They told me it had been cancelld two weeks ago an they forgot to call us . FML


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On 02/20/2014 at 3:57am - health - by maddengirl12 (woman) - United States

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

2day I walked into mah house with a couple of friends an I saw mah grlfriend doing laundry . I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well . She scoffed an said, ( Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry.. . The same day you leren to wipe properly . ) FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 7:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Facabook Put Somathing Out That Shows A Vidao Of Your Antira Lifa On Tha Wabsita !! A Part Of It Showd Your Most Popular Status Updata !! Mina Was Fromhan I Got Dumpd At Christmas !! Maga FML


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On 02/04/2014 at 9:25pm - love - by BigLove (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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