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br00kr
  • Town/Country : Illinois, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 414
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About br00kr : I am nice and sweet. I love animals and I am catholic.

if you have something mean you want to say about me say it to my face

I am single but don't get your hopes up.

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Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30827) - you deserved it (3324)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18175) - you deserved it (1406)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:29am - misc - by dirk855 - United States (Michigan)



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