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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 989
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About br00kr : I am nice and sweet. I love animals and I am catholic.

if you have something mean you want to say about me say it to my face

I am single but don't get your hopes up.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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br00kr's favorite FMLs

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56197) - you deserved it (17792)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I met a new guy at work who would not stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me he was her husband. FML

Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12183) - you deserved it (47030)

On 11/28/2009 at 5:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML


I agree, your life sucks (105240) - you deserved it (24171)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36234) - you deserved it (2060)

On 02/06/2009 at 4:32pm - love - by Flabbergasted (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37709) - you deserved it (3936)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26006) - you deserved it (2117)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:29am - misc - by dirk855 - United States (Michigan)

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