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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 720
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 37 posted

About br00kr : I am nice and sweet. I love animals and I am catholic.

if you have something mean you want to say about me say it to my face

I am single but don't get your hopes up.

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br00kr's favorite FMLs

TODAY, MAH SOON TO BE MOTHER-IN-LAW SENT OUT THE INVITATIONS SHE MADE FOR MAH WEDDING. ON THEM, IT SAYS "YOU R INVITD TO THIS 'SPECIAL' EVENT". IN THE SAME WAY, I'M REFERRD TO AS "SPECIAL", AN MAH NAME IS MISSPELLD. HINT TAKEN, YOU BITCH. FML

#21191661
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45804) - you deserved it (4164)

On 06/28/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , my grlfriend freakd out , thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together , sexless , fir over a year. fat FML

#20859311
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54223) - you deserved it (6073)

On 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, Mah Little Brother Told Me To Give Him Mah Phone So He Could Play A Game On It. I Said No, Because I Was Taking A Call From A Friend At The Time. He Then Walked Over To The Wall, Headbutted It, Burst Into Teres, Then Told Mah Parent That I Punched Him. They Believed Him. FML

#20830944
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51019) - you deserved it (3408)

On 08/10/2013 at 4:56pm - kids - by rachel (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was at Basic Training fir the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You r required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. fat FML

#20818422
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60952) - you deserved it (5981)

On 08/03/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by zackeryburch - United States (California)

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When mah 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants an peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out 4 upsetting her. FML

#20806438
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55207) - you deserved it (4259)

On 07/27/2013 at 2:31pm - kids - by poopiter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went on a blind date that friends set up!! Not only did date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins!! When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered ( Fuck it ) and left!! mega FML

#20806263
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45489) - you deserved it (3693)

On 07/27/2013 at 12:30pm - love - by Anonycunt (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

TODAY , I WAS TALKING TO MAH GIRLFRIEND ABOUT HOW I'M JEALOUS OF HER BEST GUY FRIEND ALWAYS HANGING AROUND HER. SHE RESPONDED BY SAYING , ( WAIT , I THOUGHT YOU KNEW I WAS DATING HIM TOO? ) FML

Today, we got a new employee at work . I said hi, and told her that if she needd help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call . She promptly accusd me of sexual harassment and fild a complaint against me . FML

Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my nieghbor fir the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off there balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my nieghbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML

#20792517
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55869) - you deserved it (3712)

On 07/19/2013 at 3:06pm - kids - by getmeoutofthiscountry (man) - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY "WONDERFUL" BOYFRIEND WAS RECENTLY DUMPED BY ANOTHER WOMAN, NOT JUST AFTER HE STARTED STALKING HER, BUT AFTER HE WROTE HER A LOVE LETTER IN HIS OWN BLOOD. FML

#20792358
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50333) - you deserved it (3702)

On 07/19/2013 at 1:34pm - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I told the guy I liked about crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML

#20786950
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47627) - you deserved it (3538)

On 07/16/2013 at 7:41pm - love - by hannahisacooler (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him !! He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless !! He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next looool time." FML

#20603007
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51597) - you deserved it (5972)

On 04/18/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I Had So Much To Do, I Didn't Know Where To Start . So I Didn't . FML

#19714828
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11962) - you deserved it (41463)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I got screamd at, threatend, cursd, and spat on by an elderly couple fir "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the backho couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone fir 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47722) - you deserved it (2180)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today , after years of torment and relentless arassment , I finally built up te courage to stand up to a bully !! I got a detention 4 swearing at im !! FML

#18310525
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35207) - you deserved it (2917)

On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)



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