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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 August 1994 (20 years)
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Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

#19853920
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35447) - you deserved it (3051)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32535) - you deserved it (3021)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54709) - you deserved it (2764)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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