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boxbrandon11
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2452
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About boxbrandon11 : In three words I can sum up everything Ive learned about life: it goes on
Rest in Paradise Cody Badalato you will always be in my heart❤

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boxbrandon11's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I almost drowned in my arm fat. FML

#10678827
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11552) - you deserved it (38850)

On 05/21/2010 at 10:41pm - health - by guyshithappensto (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

#9094642
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27673) - you deserved it (4668)

On 03/15/2010 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

#9094642
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27673) - you deserved it (4668)

On 03/15/2010 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

#8238239
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27431) - you deserved it (4291)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

#8153537
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30541) - you deserved it (2579)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML

#8067706
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23780) - you deserved it (2571)

On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - misc - by spanishgirl101 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11129) - you deserved it (49092)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was ecstatic after spending the night with my longtime crush, when he told me he felt something. I poured my heart and soul out to him, confessing my love for him too. Unfortunately, he was referring to a lump in my left breast, which I now need to get checked out. FML

#7544484
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32212) - you deserved it (4164)

On 01/24/2010 at 1:12pm - health - by LadyLump (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

#7520375
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6927) - you deserved it (65103)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by MackeyBoy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML

#7020893
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10283) - you deserved it (21682)

On 12/29/2009 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by queen (woman) - Brazil (Minas Gerais)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

#6848786
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9303) - you deserved it (49243)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got a hold of my husband who I haven't actually talked to in 2 and 1/2 weeks since he is deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle, in Call of Duty. FML

#6650793
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30660) - you deserved it (4200)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by Dejected (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

#6285234
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26661) - you deserved it (6107)

On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

#5692433
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37858) - you deserved it (3595)

On 10/06/2009 at 10:07pm - animals - by gera3gera - United States (California)

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

#5640699
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37060) - you deserved it (3656)

On 10/04/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by KmartFart - United States (North Carolina)



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