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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2771
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About boxbrandon11 : In three words I can sum up everything Ive learned about life: it goes on
Rest in Paradise Cody Badalato you will always be in my heart❤

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boxbrandon11's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend brought a 12-pack of beer to my mother's wake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39231) - you deserved it (4680)

On 11/15/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by haqL (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32447) - you deserved it (68898)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55362) - you deserved it (4126)

On 05/09/2013 at 3:01am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML


I agree, your life sucks (71174) - you deserved it (10547)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML


I agree, your life sucks (69633) - you deserved it (13438)

On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53861) - you deserved it (11485)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37485) - you deserved it (3256)

On 03/30/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42617) - you deserved it (8871)

On 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43510) - you deserved it (4512)

On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54832) - you deserved it (4167)

On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML


Today, my daughter called me telling me she had her twin girls. She named them Juli and Anne. Her name is Julianne. Her kids are going to fucking hate her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34389) - you deserved it (3728)

On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a job interview for a job I've been dying to have. As I'm walking into the office, the manager says, "Aren't you my son's ex, the one he cheated on?" All I could do was sit there quietly as he laughed at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30088) - you deserved it (2271)

On 10/23/2012 at 3:54am - work - by emilyparra1 - United States (Florida)

Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38345) - you deserved it (2523)

On 10/11/2012 at 4:37pm - misc - by future missing person maker person thingy (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11274) - you deserved it (30808)

On 09/12/2012 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by bruisedego31 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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