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Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
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I agree, your life sucks (123693) - you deserved it (22303)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45615) - you deserved it (6433)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by splooge - United States (Virginia)



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