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  • Town/Country : no, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 March 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 97
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML

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On 11/05/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by shamed - United Kingdom

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 2:15am - work - by unsatisfied (man) - United States (Virginia)



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