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bosox29
  • Town/Country : Savannah ga, United states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 January 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 213
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bosox29 : I'm pretty normal as far as "normal" goes. I work as a mechanic at a dealership and yes females can work on cars. I am very sarcastic by the way. I have an awesome girlfriend of 3 and a half years. Anything you wanna know just ask

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Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML

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On 04/05/2014 at 3:14am - intimacy - by armtits and big pits - United States (Florida)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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On 03/24/2014 at 8:39am - misc - by pantyripper (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while I was working at child care, I told a two year old not to hit. He threw a bucket at me that bounced off my forehead. FML

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