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Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

TODAY, I MET MA GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS 4 TE FIRST TIME. IN TE ENTRANCE WAY I FELT A SLIGT TUGGING ON MA JEANS. USD TO MA DOBERMAN TUGGING WEN E WANTS TO PLAY, I SOVD ARD WIT MA FOOT. I SUCCESSFULLY PUNTD TIER CIUAUA OFF TE GROUND AND INTO TE NEXT ROOM WERE IT LANDD WIT A TUD. FML

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169 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

yesterday I purchasd an app to track mah period . When mah mother askd mehy I got it.. . I told her I was going to use it so I knewhen to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie . She slappd me in the face and calld me a drty prostitute and a liar . FML

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209 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by stillAvirgin:( - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was making out wit tis guy tat I like. In an attempt to be romantic, e tried to pick me up an press me against te wall. He couldn't lift me off te ground. FML

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163 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm - love - by Fatty (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funnyhen I laid out all looool of our spice on the bed. She now refuse to have sex. FML

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318 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I got very drunk after being fred from job!! In depressed, intoxicated state, I posted facebook status as 'Goodbye world'!! looool The only response was from dad saying 'cya'!! His comment got 29 likes!! fat FML

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112 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

#13078178
169 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 8:35pm - intimacy - by Laura - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her ( re-enactments ) twice. FML

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125 comments

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On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

YESTERDAY I WAS BABYSITTING A REALLY ANNOYING KID WHO WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME, AND THREW HIS FOOD THROUGH THE KITCHEN, SO I PUNISHED HIM. WHEN HIS MOTHER CUMMED HOME HE RAN TO HER AND SAID, "MOMMY, MOMMY, IT'S NOT TRUE WHAT YOU TOLD ME, FAT PEOPLE R NOT NICE!" BIG FAT FML

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85 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 3:39pm - kids - by Chubby (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I saw looool my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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120 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 8:44pm - kids - by Raiders4ever (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah boyfriand was raading ma a lova poam ha wrota for ma. It was baautiful, and going raally wall until ha raad tha last lina,hich had a girl's nama in it. It wasn't mah nama. My boyfriand said "shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a diffarant poam. FML

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225 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 7:27am - love - by jemma (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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290 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I was playing a medieval game wit ma broter... wen e took all of is caracter's clots off an said... "Let's ave sex!" I lookd at im an said... "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns an looks at me... smiling an says... "But in te game!" I am a 19 year old grl. He is 12.

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305 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Sylvania - United States (North Carolina)



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