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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 829
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About booze_n_bitches : I'm supposed to be in a professional sort of profession, so other than my picture I shall melt into internet anonymity... (Is that a word?)

I'm English, have 7 cat t-shirts, and wear glasses. That will be all the secrets I'm telling! ;)

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

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On 04/26/2015 at 3:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

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On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML

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On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML

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