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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 June 1992 (22 years)
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About booze_n_bitches : I'm supposed to be in a professional sort of profession, so other than my picture I shall melt into internet anonymity... (Is that a word?)

I'm English, have 7 cat t-shirts, and wear glasses. That will be all the secrets I'm telling! ;)

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