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booze_n_bitches
  • Town/Country : UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 178
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About booze_n_bitches : I'm supposed to be in a professional sort of profession, so other than my picture I shall melt into internet anonymity... (Is that a word?)

I'm English, have 7 cat t-shirts, and wear glasses. That will be all the secrets I'm telling! ;)

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