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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 February 2000 (15 years)
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About boobear19883 : umm...idk I'm not very interesting...but I'd love to chat! Message me if you feel like it :)

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Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML


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On 02/08/2015 at 5:26am - health - by irwingiggles (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML


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