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  • Town/Country : Amarillo, Usa
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  • Birth Date : Friday 4 January 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 3558
  • Number of comments : 3
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Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25247) - you deserved it (74211)

On 03/28/2009 at 2:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66998) - you deserved it (403432)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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