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Today, I Was On A Frst Date Wit A Grl At Te Movies. Trying To Be Polite, I Eld In A Fart Until An Intense, Loud Action Scene Came On. As Soon As I Let Go, Te Scene Went Silent And My Fart Was Clerely Eard To Everyone In Te Movie Teatre. My Date Went To Te Batroom. Se Didn't Come Back. FML


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On 03/28/2009 at 2:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML


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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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