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bomber747
  • Town/Country : Maine
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 April 1997 (16 years)
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Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

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Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 12:25am - love - by Snorlax (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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