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Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 11:43pm - animals - by BadBreath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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