Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 29541
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

boer's page activity

Visits<b>lilythelame</b> - the 06/10/2014 at 4:35am<b>quad711</b> - the 07/29/2013 at 1:48am<b>Donganoid</b> - the 11/15/2009 at 10:51pm<b>ealcala07</b> - the 06/01/2009 at 3:09pm<b>DDeneefe</b> - the 05/13/2009 at 1:05am<b>td32</b> - the 05/12/2009 at 1:06pm<b>username666</b> - the 05/08/2009 at 8:38am<b>poolguy3</b> - the 05/03/2009 at 1:03pm<b>assman266</b> - the 04/28/2009 at 7:09pm<b>megg07</b> - the 04/28/2009 at 4:13pm<b>Sunol</b> - the 04/27/2009 at 1:07pm<b>hellomynameisril</b> - the 04/23/2009 at 1:58pm<b>boatiebanter</b> - the 04/23/2009 at 1:09pm<b>MGMT</b> - the 03/13/2009 at 1:56pm

boer's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

boer's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69817) - you deserved it (9122)

On 04/08/2009 at 11:43pm - animals - by BadBreath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: