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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4941
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About bn326160 : I'm usually logged on on my iPhone, so I just found out that I had messages pending in my inbox, sorry for not answering them x)

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Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

#17661103
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50987) - you deserved it (6038)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39221) - you deserved it (9932)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

#17659023
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13612) - you deserved it (45890)

On 09/04/2011 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Gurior (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

#17658715
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42933) - you deserved it (2232)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

#17657818
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37584) - you deserved it (7536)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at my friend's house and accidentally blew out a candle that was supposed to be lit for seven days straight. It was in honor of her grandmother who had recently died. FML

#17655695
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (13739)

On 09/03/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by appaluver (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31359) - you deserved it (3282)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34186) - you deserved it (3242)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, as I was making instant hot chocolate from the hot water dispenser in the break-room at work, a coworker informed me that it was industrial "recycled" wastewater that was only supposed to be used for washing tools. Thanks. I've only been doing that every day for the past 8 months. FML

#17623287
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26143) - you deserved it (4586)

On 08/30/2011 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was making instant hot chocolate from the hot water dispenser in the break-room at work, a coworker informed me that it was industrial "recycled" wastewater that was only supposed to be used for washing tools. Thanks. I've only been doing that every day for the past 8 months. FML

#17623287
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26143) - you deserved it (4586)

On 08/30/2011 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

#17622359
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28967) - you deserved it (2692)

On 08/30/2011 at 4:56pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13202) - you deserved it (55706)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35524) - you deserved it (2947)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35524) - you deserved it (2947)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States



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