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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4768
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About bn326160 : I'm usually logged on on my iPhone, so I just found out that I had messages pending in my inbox, sorry for not answering them x)

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bn326160's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML

#17977138
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30494) - you deserved it (4361)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64541) - you deserved it (3216)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

#17975485
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23725) - you deserved it (2646)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

#17974807
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51840) - you deserved it (5892)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29057) - you deserved it (3349)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML

#17973373
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30664) - you deserved it (1932)

On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

#17966931
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22779) - you deserved it (3334)

On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

#17940122
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12033) - you deserved it (37610)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Emily S - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

#17908594
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46834) - you deserved it (7115)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML

#17903421
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34016) - you deserved it (3736)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

#17888720
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25356) - you deserved it (2972)

On 10/02/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by scared (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

#17883500
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10268) - you deserved it (34143)

On 10/02/2011 at 12:53am - kids - by Kelly - United States (Florida)

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

#17880636
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (2431)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

#17878536
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22985) - you deserved it (7565)

On 10/01/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

#17874875
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40237) - you deserved it (7221)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm - love - by lostlove (man) - United States (Missouri)



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