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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4946
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About bn326160 : I'm usually logged on on my iPhone, so I just found out that I had messages pending in my inbox, sorry for not answering them x)

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bn326160's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

#18163904
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57134) - you deserved it (4092)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (5565)

On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML

#18162360
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32136) - you deserved it (10735) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/05/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Lavalise - France

Today, my father decided that since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend, he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls. The book is written by a 9-year-old kid. FML

#18154487
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31101) - you deserved it (6511)

On 11/04/2011 at 2:57am - love - by foreverashamed - Canada

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44746) - you deserved it (4006)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49614) - you deserved it (5609)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML

#18126270
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34347) - you deserved it (4493)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Tom - United States

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

#18123545
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31411) - you deserved it (3241)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13290) - you deserved it (35521)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States

Today, my roommates sent a relationship request to my one night stand with my Facebook account. She accepted, and sent me a long message confessing her love for me. I can't remember her. FML

#18070984
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26470) - you deserved it (20139)

On 10/25/2011 at 8:42am - love - by birgz (woman) -

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

#18062520
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48256) - you deserved it (2864)

On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)

Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML

#18057227
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31332) - you deserved it (2685)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:32pm - health - by charlotte9338 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35269) - you deserved it (4257)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55241) - you deserved it (4332)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

#18048344
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36709) - you deserved it (2918)

On 10/22/2011 at 7:16pm - misc - by Bree - United States (Massachusetts)



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