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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4183
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About bn326160 : I'm usually logged on on my iPhone, so I just found out that I had messages pending in my inbox, sorry for not answering them x)

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bn326160's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43840) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48846) - you deserved it (3413)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32100) - you deserved it (4225) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML

#18569083
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30759) - you deserved it (3979)

On 12/21/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by cmolloy - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

#18559363
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42755) - you deserved it (5110)

On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

#18552373
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51282) - you deserved it (4989)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML

#18550931
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29565) - you deserved it (2390)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

#18542269
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31541) - you deserved it (2419)

On 12/18/2011 at 3:32am - animals - by sammyxoxo - Canada

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31108) - you deserved it (2415)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

#18534413
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11335) - you deserved it (48577)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

#18523510
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30715) - you deserved it (2007)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

#18518838
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35094) - you deserved it (3438)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:20am - love - by NinjaWafflesx (woman) - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25853) - you deserved it (2549)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

#18515573
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28471) - you deserved it (2990)

On 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by Mariah Heimann - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53307) - you deserved it (3236)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States



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