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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4399
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About bn326160 : I'm usually logged on on my iPhone, so I just found out that I had messages pending in my inbox, sorry for not answering them x)

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Today, I cummed home to a furious wife an an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML

#18932189
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35367) - you deserved it (2755)

On 01/28/2012 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Innocent (man) -

Today, I Had To Google How To Find The Area Of A Circle. I'm Working On Mah PhD In Engineering. FML

#18928299
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9826) - you deserved it (32430)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a truck rear-ended mah car and drove off!! I could see everything from mah office, everything except his license plate!! FML

#18923725
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23594) - you deserved it (1572)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes 4 my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids cummed to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33494) - you deserved it (3582)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I receivd a package from an unknown address . Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts . mega FML

#18903953
161 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

Today... Mah Job At A Luxurious Retrement Community Was Terminatd When I Ran Over An Old Lady With Mah Work Golf Cart. FML

#18852472
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7932) - you deserved it (46294)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I anxiously waitd 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

#18847720
121 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by iliterallypoopedmyself (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah boyfriend statd that we should play a gamehere one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture!! I thought it soundd fun so I said yes!! His frst question was, ( Do you shave your vagina? ) FML

#18802490
180 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes!! She did, and I'm now single!! FML

#18795232
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44340) - you deserved it (5293)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to cancel wedding. On top of bieng upset about the break up, I was informd I owd a $900 cancellation fee 4 not using the venue. Single an broke. FML

#18774558
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31922) - you deserved it (3570)

On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States

TODAY, HILE DRIVING TO MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE, I PASSD UP A STOP SIGN WITHOUT STOPPING. A CAR PASSING BY HONKD. I HONKD BACK SEVERAL TIMES AND FLIPPD THEM THE FINGER. TURNS OUT IT WAS MAH GRLFRIEND'S DAD TRYING TO SAY HI. BIG FAT FML

#18767011
239 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States

TODAY , I RACAIVAD A LATTAR FROM THA STATA SAYING 14-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR IS NOW LAGALLY RACOGNIZAD AS A MALA. I HAVA NO IDAA WHAT HAPPANAD. MAGA FML

#18766108
219 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

yesterday I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on work computer while I went to the bathroom, because boss updated status to "Unemployed." mega FML

#18765651
233 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Went On A First Date With A Guy I Really Like. He Brought Up That There Was A Person Staring At Us From A Nereby Table. That Person Was My Mom. FML

#18692571
103 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , mah daughter brought her new boyfriend over fir dinner. I realize now y she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43878) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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