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by Sarah / 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML
by Distracted / 04/09/2015 at 4:11pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML
by S to the HIT / 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML
by rUs7up1d / 04/08/2015 at 10:43am / Guatemala (Guatemala) / Transportation
by NotALuckyGuy / 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by f my lifw / 04/07/2015 at 11:43am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by therewasnocurtain / 04/06/2015 at 4:07pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML
by PeppermintPenny / 04/06/2015 at 9:54am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by :O / 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
by supercharged / 04/05/2015 at 2:03pm / Canada (Alberta) / Geek
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 8:53am / United States / Love
by no, YOU raised him / 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML
by usadisvet / 04/02/2015 at 2:43am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
- Today, my new doctor gave me a pamphlet for a cervical cancer prevention injection and told me it's… Today, at 34 weeks pregnant I peed myself while brushing my teeth, not more than a minute earlier I… Today, at my work review, I got told I'm 'too robotic'. My company is currently spending hundreds…