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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 September 1994 (21 years)
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Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

#21503817
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23329) - you deserved it (4687)

On 12/14/2015 at 10:30pm - misc - by sarahrachel - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

#21502817
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20301) - you deserved it (2273)

On 12/12/2015 at 2:14am - misc - by shat (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

#21502646
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18279) - you deserved it (1620)

On 12/11/2015 at 4:10pm - work - by WeightonmyShoulders (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to my mentally unhinged roommate jacking off to a frozen TV frame of Peggy Hill from King of the Hill. When he saw me, he threw an ash tray at me and told me to get out. FML

#21501232
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21583) - you deserved it (1860)

On 12/07/2015 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got back from a week long holiday with my new girlfriend. I started thinking about her whilst talking to my parents and reflexively cupped my mother's ass. FML

#21501013
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12700) - you deserved it (27425)

On 12/07/2015 at 5:11am - intimacy - by accidentalnorman -

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

#21496534
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25523) - you deserved it (2650)

On 11/25/2015 at 1:00am - kids - by coolest_mom (woman) -

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

#21495827
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23848) - you deserved it (8854)

On 11/23/2015 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML

#21495367
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24580) - you deserved it (2488)

On 11/22/2015 at 12:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML

#21495119
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (3536)

On 11/21/2015 at 9:54am - intimacy - by angelisa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

#21494880
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22723) - you deserved it (2373)

On 11/20/2015 at 2:48pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML

#21494871
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24216) - you deserved it (4796)

On 11/20/2015 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while bench pressing at the gym, I noticed my spotter had spit hanging from his mouth right above me. When I tried to warn him about it, he ignored me and told me to finish the set. When the drool fell in my mouth, I was startled and dropped the 175 weights and bar on my chest. FML

#21494505
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22539) - you deserved it (2020)

On 11/19/2015 at 5:00pm - misc - by Me - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML

#21490607
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24376) - you deserved it (7155)

On 11/09/2015 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by bianca131 (woman) - Australia

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

#21490307
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22401) - you deserved it (2429)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany

Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

#21466745
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22076) - you deserved it (2613)

On 09/10/2015 at 12:07am - misc - by I didn't though - United States



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