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bluerhhajfk

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 727
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 25 posted

About bluerhhajfk : I am 7'1 and yes I play basketball but also enjoy football and baseball. I do like to play video games as well but don't really have the spare time anymore. I go on FML at least thrice a week and find it oddly soothing to laugh at others' misfortune.

I made one FML that got confirmed on this site, and all the commenters kept referring to me as "she" but I AM A FUCKING GUY.

Thank you and have a good day.

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Fucked!<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 7:47am

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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bluerhhajfk's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML

#20867249
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34397) - you deserved it (10862)

On 09/04/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by interphaseprophasemetaphase (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51326) - you deserved it (11132)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

#20825004
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44067) - you deserved it (13936)

On 08/07/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by ImNotFat - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

#20708788
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56238) - you deserved it (6017)

On 06/06/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend lost his temper with me and complained that my "constant" apologies for upsetting him drive him insane, and without thinking, I said I was sorry. He hung up and I haven't heard from him since. FML

#20705829
173 comments

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. FML

#20618965
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49229) - you deserved it (27701)

On 04/24/2013 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)



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