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bluerhhajfk

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bluerhhajfk

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 870
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 25 posted

About bluerhhajfk : I am 7'1 and yes I play basketball but also enjoy football and baseball. I do like to play video games as well but don't really have the spare time anymore. I go on FML at least thrice a week and find it oddly soothing to laugh at others' misfortune.

I made one FML that got confirmed on this site, and all the commenters kept referring to me as "she" but I AM A FUCKING GUY.

Thank you and have a good day.

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Visits<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 8:37pm<b>sanuxo_</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 1:12am<b>pajamajeans</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 10:50pm<b>hiddenaccount</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 5:48am<b>MethuselahTurtle</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 6:25am<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 8:56pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 1:46pm<b>christophbak</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 5:41am<b>Feklfekl2222</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 3:07am<b>amberdea404</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 1:18pm<b>gymowls</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 11:21pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 11:17pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 9:53pm<b>asmiine</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 3:45pm<b>ukeandfoodislife</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 4:11pm<b>Flippier999</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 6:15am<b>Chiishinchu</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 1:33am<b>MurderMelons</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:03pm

Fucked!<b>pajamajeans</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 4:50am<b>eski2015</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 5:17am<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 7:47am

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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bluerhhajfk's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML

#20867249
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35961) - you deserved it (11367)

On 09/04/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by interphaseprophasemetaphase (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

#20865687
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53431) - you deserved it (11637)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

#20825004
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47141) - you deserved it (14974)

On 08/07/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by ImNotFat - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

#20708788
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59887) - you deserved it (6346)

On 06/06/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend lost his temper with me and complained that my "constant" apologies for upsetting him drive him insane, and without thinking, I said I was sorry. He hung up and I haven't heard from him since. FML

#20705829
173 comments

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. FML

#20618965
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52320) - you deserved it (29318)

On 04/24/2013 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)



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